If you remember this post which I put up to celebrate the coming of winter and demonstrate that I am a badass, then you know I have some balls. But when it comes to balls on a table, I’m pretty worthless. I was reminded of that again this weekend, when I played a quick game [...]
Posts from ‘April, 2010’
Apr 16
Do I hear $5,000?
My hand stayed by my side and I gazed from behind my sunglasses at the pool of potential bidders in front of me. I watched as a large man with a long gray beard raised an arm that lay resting on his stomach. We were off. I raised my hand at $6,000, and he immediately [...]
Apr 14
The Rules of Drunk Dialing (as learned from a Urinal Ad)
1. Only drunk dial when you’re drunk. Everything else is a false advertisement. 2. It’s okay to call someone 27 times in one night if you don’t remember it. Then it didn’t happen. 3. If you’re going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Example: “Mom, I’m in McDonalds and they’re playing our [...]
Apr 12
So I bought a building…
…at an auction. While I don’t have a case of the Monday’s this week (this place is going to be sweet) whoever helps me clean out all this shit will: Plenty of updates will be coming, rest assured.
Apr 09
A Few More Keys Oddities
I went through my weekly photo dump from my camera and I forgot there were still Islamorada pictures on there. So here is a little more from the Keys…. I have no idea what these were other than part of the cheap happy hour food. The Flip HD cam is a pretty sweet, I just [...]
