Chuck Norris turned 70 last week and I’m tempted to say he could still beat the piss outta me.
Bruce Lee could likely still kick my ass from the grave.
I’m not sure I need either of them however, seeing as I managed to kick my own ass over the weekend in just about every sense of the word. I got a great workout in the Sportszone class at Urban Active in Bellevue and I followed that up with a raucus of a concert at Mad Hatter. Not having enough fun, I managed to go home and get in a battle with my computer, in which it got TKO’d.
So really the video below is just a metaphor for my weekend, where I’m feeble and bloodied by the end. And without a laptop.
The Lions Rampant Saturday night.
DO NOT go out drinking with girls half your age, it will always end badly. How long will it take me to learn this lesson?
My drunk pictures, however are probably some of the best I’ve ever taken.