I know it’s early, but I already have a standout for worst food of the year. Lady’s and Gentleman, may I present to you Lay’s Heavenly Baked Potato Dip.
Bleeeeeh! That's me throwing up at the sight of this now.
You’d have to be one baked potato to enjoy this. It’s seriously disgusting, and I don’t know where these guys get the balls to call anything about it potato-like, much less heavenly. It tastes like three month old ranch dip that they found lying around in a damp corner of the warehouse. It’s got nasty little chunks of dark green things in it, and after one bite I just closed the lid and put it back in the fridge. I never rarely throw anything out after just one bite, everything deserves a second chance.
After work one day I figured I would give it another shot. Let me assure you, there was no need. It might be called heavenly because when you take a bite, you might just die out of pure disgust, and hopefully make your way up to the heaven (wheree there is undoubtedly an endless supply of amazing, freshly made chip dips). There is nothing good about this, in fact the shit is bad for you. I normally don’t even buy things like this, but it was new and I wanted to give it a shot. I’m seriously considering calling the number on the jar and asking for my money back, because clearly I’m not satisfied.
So save yourself a few bucks and pass this one over when you’re in the chip aisle.
