Posts from ‘January, 2010’

Elevatorless Challenge: The Bike

I celebrated my birthday last Saturday with my first bike ride of 2010. It had been about two months since I had pedaled anything, exercise bike or real one. A friend of mine sent me the following text while I was at Tucker’s feasting on huevos: ridn dwntwn if ur in. When it’s 40 degrees [...]

Monday Morning Puberty

A buddy of mine told me he had a video gem that he had been saving for youtube for a long time. It was embarrassing enough that it’s taken 10 years for him to actually post it. Thankfully he did so on my birthday, and it was one of the best inadvertent gifts I received. [...]

Elevatorless Challenges: Laundry, Groceries, Getting Drunk w/ Pizza

Last Friday I embarked on a journey to rid my life of the use of elevators for ascension for the next year (I still take them down when I don’t feel like running down the steps). It seemed so easy at the time, it was just walking up the stairs right? Well, I forgot that [...]

The Grossest Thing I’ve Eaten All Year

I know it’s early, but I already have a standout for worst food of the year. Lady’s and Gentleman, may I present to you Lay’s Heavenly Baked Potato Dip. You’d have to be one baked potato to enjoy this. It’s seriously disgusting, and I don’t know where these guys get the balls to call anything [...]

A Year Without Elevators

It’s a new year, and it’s time for another new years resolution. I’m not crazy about them, but I don’t take new years resolutions that lightly–I try and pick something reasonable, something that I can stick too. The resolution doesn’t have to be a permanent thing for me either. I take a while to think [...]